Dec 11, 2005, 01:18 AM // 01:18
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#1661
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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*shoves bottles down my throat*
*12 hours later has a very large bunghole*
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Dec 11, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59
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#1662
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*kicks the living shit out of green booger for being an asshole
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Dec 14, 2005, 12:44 AM // 00:44
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#1663
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*joins in the fun and kicks green booger*
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Dec 14, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46
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#1664
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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*I'm back again*
*Pull out my chaos axe and tie a blind-fold on my head*
*ok.. who want to bet 1k that i can hit this bottle blind-folded?*
*anyone*
*Cast cyclone axe*
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Dec 14, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51
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#1665
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*yawns smashes skulkcrasher's head with said bottle*
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Dec 14, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56
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#1666
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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*ouch... you dumbass*
*contact A-Net support for abuse*
*ehhe. wait till Gaile Gray get here again to smite you*
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Dec 14, 2005, 01:06 AM // 01:06
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#1667
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*shrugs and smashes skulk with another beer bottle*
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Dec 14, 2005, 09:39 PM // 21:39
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#1668
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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orders some nachos
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Dec 14, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09
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#1669
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Nov 2005
Guild: Feast of Crows (FoCr)
Profession: W/Mo
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Hex Mex
*In strolls a green misty blur*
The wispy green dude snaps his fingers and time stops…
Greene goes straight to work, even though there was plenty of time. He didn’t want to miss the new reality show They All Died.
He sets a geothermal nuclear chimichanga (with death bean shrapnel and napalm hot sauce) in the center of the room – calmly sets time for .000001 seconds and flips switch.
*Out strolls a green misty blur.
As he drives past over the state line, Greene snaps his finger again. In his mirrors, he sees a very large stinky mushroom cloud.
Meanwhile, back at the bar – the chimi goes poof, the beans hit everyone (in all dimensions and hidey holes) for 2 points penetrating damage and 2,000,000 points bad gas (ewwww). Sorry folks, one bathroom and no time to wait!!!
Oh, Greene regrets to inform ya that he wasn’t carrying a rez. Sorry. lol
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Dec 14, 2005, 10:26 PM // 22:26
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#1670
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Boston
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* pulls out gay i pwnd you's eyes out and fries them then throws them at his face and then take a crowbar and stick it up his a$$ and yells "FIELD FAIRY"
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Dec 15, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00
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#1671
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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orders more nachos
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Dec 15, 2005, 12:08 AM // 00:08
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#1672
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Journeyman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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*sneaks some of divnity's nachos*
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Dec 15, 2005, 02:29 AM // 02:29
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#1673
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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*Screams as beer sprays out of his ears*
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Dec 15, 2005, 02:30 AM // 02:30
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#1674
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sits down drinks beer*
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Dec 15, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05
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#1675
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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*lights beer on fire*
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Dec 15, 2005, 04:25 AM // 04:25
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#1676
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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*Falls down in puddle of unknown substance*
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Dec 15, 2005, 05:38 AM // 05:38
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#1677
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Academy Page
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: A small, dark cave... With cable!
Guild: The Crusaders
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eewww... Night, didja have to fall in my urinal?
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Dec 15, 2005, 03:30 PM // 15:30
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#1678
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips beer, turns slowly making sure not to make eye contact, sees chaos turns back around slowly, sips beer*
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Dec 25, 2005, 04:53 AM // 04:53
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#1679
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Dun dun dun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Reddit Guild
Profession: R/
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*refurbishes all of the bar room for the new year*
*Candy Canes on the wall, with .308s flanking the sides*
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Dec 25, 2005, 05:55 AM // 05:55
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#1680
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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YA MORE BEER!! *drinks more*
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